Not Cool Patch Pants
A really lame version of the patch pants I saw at the El Paso Museum of History. Seriously, the other pants I saw are the absolute authentic, most badass looking patch pants I've ever been witness to. Magic was radiating off of them from behind the glass. It's seen the Summer of Love, Woodstock, and been worn on long strung-out trips, man. The Smithsonian even offered to buy them. Not the ones pictured, silly. But the real ones that sit in the museum as I write this. I'm going to find their owner and shake his hand.
